He loves Australian accents and we wanted to pick it up
“Sorry if I met anyone and copied your accent”
He’s bubbling at the bottom of the illness scale
School chat
The school bus was the worst part in his opinion
“Maybe I’ve had a second puberty and didn’t realize”
He got a haircut when he got back
He gets prawn cocktail pringles, a fizzy beverage, and a new computer game for his after tour chill
He lost his Captain America shirt
Knees
The Australian crew was really chill
He froze
He was enamored with the opera house
They saw gigantic bats and a possum
“I frickin love raccoons”
He had a great time in Hong Kong
They went to the peak of the city and went to a pizza restaurant with a great view
Hong Kong was wet af
“I’ve never been so moist”
Someone said they were watching at a theme park and he saidd they should take him on a ride
He likes hoovering
Top fans got marsupials
He thinks he would be a water bender because he’s an aquarius
Talked about the wildlife park
“It was life changing for me, meeting the koala.”
The koala smelled better than he did
“A fresh, cuddly, cloud bear that smelled of menthol.”
*cough cough*
NOmonia
He hates washing dishes
“Baaa”
Dan is more scared of spiders than he is
He’s mildly disappointed that he didn’t see a terrifying beast
Talked about Tim Tams
Dan bought them some Moon Cakes in Hong Kong
They got burgers the first say in Hong Kong
Dan’s probably playing a video game in the house somewhere
His sleep schedule is almost fixed
Their photoshoot was for documentary adverts so expect to see those
He never knows what to do with his face in pictures
He did some teethy smiles
They watched a lot of Olympics in Australia
His favorite event is pole vaulting
“Attaching a human to a pole”
They stayed in apartments rather than hotels in Australia
Him and Dan stayed in an apartment together so they got to go see the rest of their crew and it was a good time other than having to make their own food
He actually got all of his magnets
“Marriage to everyone”
RIP Dan’s farfetch’d
Discussed Mr. Mime (whom he doesn’t trust)
“Define what you mean by cute”
“I love you, Phil” “Thank you, Daniel” (this was a message don’t eat me)
Talked about the demonetization drama
Dan’s videos and the gaming videos are fine atm don’t sweat it pals
Discussed the Hong Kong light shows
He attracts mosquitoes
Dan has loved all of Avatar but it took him a bit to get into
“I’m glowing” Phil is pregnant #confirmed
“What happened next in the life of Dillypops”
Dil will be the next video and then Undertale and another Dan (and slightly Phil) video will come soon
They just set up a new speaker system in their lounge
He thinks their neighbors hate them because their movies are always so loud
Balalalala
He likes cheesecake
Top fans got more animals
Salted caramel, mint chocolate chip, and cookie dough are his favorite ice cream flavors
Photoshopped Dan #conspiracy
Evan Peter’s red hair
He watched Zoella’s candle haul and he wanted to order them but they don’t deliver to the UK
“Salted caramel pumpkin. What the hell? That’s what I want.”
*cough* “Can you not?”
He’s burning cappuccino truffle right now
“We really need to clean that shelf”
He’s wearing fox socks today
“Life is too short to wear matching socks”
He is not naked from the waist down in case you were wondering
Discussed Cursed Child
He froze again
“How many hands am I holding up? I mean fingers.”
Photoshoot pictures will probably be released within a month
He was sneezy and stuffy on the plane and it was awful
They watched The Night Manager on the plane
*Soundtrack singing*
He FaceTimed his mum today
He’ll probably see his parents this month because they may come to London
His mum hasn’t watched the ditl video yet
His mum is also very excited about her new iPhone
Will Dan ever get over the farfetch’d find out next week on Mackenzie Falls
NEW AMAZINGPHIL AND DANISNOTONFIRE BEING FILMED SOON
